10th May 2009

We asked you to come up with your own Georgia words, and your suggestions blew our tiny minds — they were brillopads beyond belief! You are truly loons. That is why we love you. Here are a selection of the maddest…

“gummy”
A boy that’s jaw-dropping gorge but is so dim.

“spifftastic”
To be very awesome, or neat.

“gingangoolies”
When either a boy or girl has the ‘hots’ for someone and like Ellen, they go all giddy and have a bit of a ditherspaz.

“crappy-a-pongos”
A really bad thing, can be used in things like Person 1: “He didn’t even look at my marvy new jeans,” Person 2: “That is seriously crappy-a-pongos!” Person 1: “I think he was distracted by my nungas!”

“soggy bananas”
On a really wet day you might say this, or when something is totally and 100% crappy-a-pongos!

“Blunder Blink”
When a Blunder Boy just stares at you (your nungas really) and blinks, not stopping for ages.

“ Rudey-Dudeys”
When boys do something rude or when they try to unhook your bra or say very rude comments.

“funky bass player wearing pink!!!!!”
Usually an exclamation like: Blimey O’Riley’s trousers! If you can though actually see a funky bass player wearing pink that is absolutely gorgey don’t say it then.

“bluttering”
Something that sad little boysies do when they like you. A sort of cross between fluttering your eyelashes and blushing. Verb to blutter: I am bluttering YOU are bluttering HE is bluttering WE are bluttering THEY are bluttering It’s a very simple verb, really.

“lamenfuss”
The men fuss. They LOOK at you in that so vair strange way (L). They AMBLE AROUND you trying to get you to look at them (LA). They are MEAN to you when their MATES are around (LAM). They try to ENVOLVE you in EVERYTHING (LAME). They NEVER look at you to make the impression they’re NOT interested (LAMEN). They FOLLOW you (LAMENF). They UP SUCK to you (LAMENFUS). And then they SECRETLY SMILE at you (LAMENFUSS!). And that is my fabbity fab word (Which I like to think has a bit of a French twist!).

“googlyosityness”
When a boy has a bit of a crush on you and when he sees you his eyes go all googly and starey because of the obvious beauty that you radiate to him. He then opens his mouth and goes all dazed and his mates laugh at him.

“woggle”
When a guy woggles at you they stare at you constantly and wink at you during blodge lessons.

“Shamrock-agogo Land”
The marvy word for Ireland. ‘cause it’s what the shamrock people like.

“Manjoelee (man-joe-lee)”
It’s your womanly parts (not your nunga-nungas) it just a funny way of say a nasty word and it sure to get anyone laughing their PANTS off.

“ceebs”
Can’t be bothered/can’t be assed, with something.

“torzyems”
This is when a really bonkers boy loves you and he teases you to show it, or he just when he tries to tease you by smooth talking you but it doesn’t work but sometimes it does or something.

“Quervie”
When a boy does something bonkers/Dave the Laugh like, and it is so bonkers because they like you, it hasn’t got a name, and so they are doing a quervie. Can be used like ‘Oh my! That boy is doing a quervie especially for you!’

“Spengoid”
It means what a boy is when he acts annoyingly because he fancies you. Like he is being such a spengoid. If they act stupid or pathetic around you basically.

“Freater”
A boy who will ignore your texts, emails, calls etc but gets their mates to spy on you. Then in person if he sees you he tries to act “cool” and tries to embarrass you. Just bonkers if you ask me!!

“Anti-Maturiosity Showing Off (AMSO)”
Why do boys feel the need to be COMPLETELY stupidoso whenever they’re around girls they like? I mean it’s like they have some sort of radar-type girl detector and whenever it goes off and they’re with their mates, they act with anti-maturiosity.

“frupted”
When you totally mess it up in front of your lurrrveee god/sex god.

Photograph by Erin MC Hammer