21st July 2009

Woooooow! You really wanted those books!!!! We had zillions of entries. So many in a fact our computer had a bit of a ditherspaz. We turned it off and on again though, and we’re back in business.

Anyway, your emails were brillopads, vair amusant, even if they were sometimes so rude they made us go alarmingly red. There were quite a few about scheissenhausen’s and rampant nunga nungas. Oooo-er.

Here are the 10 bestiest – your books are on their way!

Go boldly, fair loons x x x

I want a signed copy of Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? so much, that I would go fishing with my vati and his loons that he calls mates and stick my head in a bucket of whelks and then live off jammie dodgers (and nothing else) for the whole summer holidays.
Olivia

I want a signed copy of Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? so much I would not only go lock me stuff in a cupboard with Mark the gob and all his chavy mates and The Bummer Twins but I’d let Nauseating P Green put me in a hamster wheel and dress me up as a hamster and lets the tosser boys stroke me (yuk).Not only that I’d let wet Lindsey give me a makeover!!(eww!) and shave off my eyebrows like Georgia did.
Emma

I want a signed copy of Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? so much I would run to Hamburger-a-gogo land in the nuddy pants with wet Lindsay, P.Green and ADM for company! Then when I got back I would put on Vati’s leather trousers and drive to Kiwi-a-gogo land in his clown car with Angus, Gordy and Libby for company!
Ellie

I want a signed copy of Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? so much, I would run around the school grounds only in my nuddy-pants, carrying two bananas which have fake eyebrows and moustaches on, screaming “I LOVE GEORGIA NICOLSON BOOKS MORE THAN I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE!” I would then run home and clean out the bunny rabbits poo corner, tidy my room, and collapse in an exhausted heap (Blimey!).
Natalie

I want a signed copy of Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? so much that I would join Astonishly Dim Monica and all of Wet Lindsay’s followers and bow down to her. I would have Whelk Boy and kiss him everyday along with Gordy’s bottom, I would listen to Rolf Harris and camp with him in a tent made of Libby’s ‘fwends’ whilst watching Wet Linsday kiss Masimo, then Robbie, then Dave the Laugh. I would sign up to the Lesbian Monastry and study blodge for eternity. I would go with Jas and Tom to their outdoorsy adventures and draw newts and study molluscs. I would wear the clothes that Herr Kamyer and Miss Wilson would massage Slim and kiss her goodnight. I would tell Masimo that he is an ugly Italian Ponse, and Linsday is the pits so you two would suit, just so he goes off with her. That is how much I want Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
Romy

I want a signed copy of Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? so much, that i would shave my head, live on mars and eat poo for the rest of my life.
Tosin

I want a signed copy of Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? so much I would:
A) Rip the head off my brand new “draig coch cymry” dragon which I love,
B) Miss going on my school trip to belgium even though I am the most exited person in the whole of year 7 because I havent been abroad ever,
C) Become best friends with my arch-enemy who made my life a misery from year 1 through to year 6, and
D) Love my brother ! ( I have hoped all my life i would never have had to say this)!
Cassie

I want a signed copy of Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? so much, I would run down the halls of my important-type school during exam season screaming ‘MY BASOOMA’S ARE ON FIRE! MY BASOOMA’S ARE ON FIRE!’ to attract the attention of unnamed staff (alright, stop pressuring me, I’m talking about the creepy guy who is always in the music block even though he doesn’t teach music). I would then proceed to dance the conga on my own with only a teddy bear for a prop. I would even go so far as to be filmed throughout by the evilest, most stick-insect-like girls in my year and put on Youtube under the name ‘Weirdo dances with stuffed animal’. And I would do this all without even stuffing myself with fishfood icecream and sobbing ‘Oh dear Lordie, I am so stupid’ beforehand.
THAT IS HOW MUCH I WANT THIS PRIZE! I am willing to sacrifice not only the shred of dignity that I have, I would also submit myself to years of detention for this crazy act and never go out avec mes amigos again! Are you happy now I’ve proved my love for your books? No I think not. Will I win one? I hope so.
Anjuli

I want a signed copy of Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? so much, that I would give Slim a piggy-back whilst also wearing Herr Kamyer’s lederhosen and tartan socks in front of ROBBIE THE SEX GOD, MASIMO THE LUUURVE GOD AND DAVE THE LAUGH! I would also kiss Whelk boy AND Mark Big Gob AND not be jealous of Georgia when she gets Robbie, Masimo and Dave (who is totally the one for her!) I would do all of this at the drop of a hat – though I don’t know why you’d drop a hat anyway(!) – without even asking for a single Jammie Dodger or a Midget Gem! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE – WITH KNOBS ON WILL YOU GIVE ME A SIGNED BOOK!
Lauren

I want a signed copy of Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me so much, i would run to france(even though i HATE running), then grab some bread. Then i’d swim to itay and steal some butter(okay okay i’d buy it instead of that lipgloss :( ) then toast the bread and add butter and serve to you on a tray for breakfast and sing a song while doing the irish gig backwards wearing my grandma’s best frock, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee choose me, i’d really love it soooooooooooooooooooooo much and i’d keep it on my shelf with my other ones :D

(plwease)
(or i’ll bite you)
( :P )
Holly