12th July 2008

Kung Fu Fighting (Pants Song)

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those pants were fast as lightning
In fact they were a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

We’re wearing our funky China pants made in funky Chinatown
We were pulling them up and pulling them down
It’s an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those pants were fast as lightning
In fact they was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the pants, lets get them on
We took them off and made a stand, started swinging them round our hands
The sudden motion made me skip now we’re in our brand new pants

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those pants were fast as lightning
In fact they was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing