Books

Meet the Characters

Dave the laugh

Dave the Laugh is Georgia’s Horn advisor and accidental snogging partner. He is coolnosity personified, and Georgia finds it so hard not to snog him that they usually end up getting to number six on the snogging scale! And he introduced her to the wonders of lip nibbling! Are they really just mates?

Georgia

Georgia often finds herself on the rack of love. Since Robbie the Sex God left her to snog sheep and wombats in Kiwi-a-gogo land, her life has been full of heartbreakosity. And she’s suffering from serious snogging withdrawal! But now she has gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, in her sights. Can she win him over with her sparkling wit and attractive smile, or will her madnosity and bonkerosity get in the way again?

Jas

Jas is Georgia’s very bestest pally. She is into nature and rambling with her boyfriend Tom – otherwise known as Hunky. She’s always raving on and on about voles and twigs and slugs – yawn yawn. She has a stupid sticky-out fringe and wears ginormous botty huggers (knickers).

Masimo

Masimo, the Italian Stallion, is Georgia’s latest snoggee. He’s the lead singer of local band, The Stiff Dylans, and he rides around on his scooter looking suave, sophisticated and completely drop-dead gorgeous. He keeps going out on dates with Wet Lindsay, the stupid no-forehead stick-insect – Georgia’s archrival.

Robbie

Robbie, the original Sex God, was Georgia’s first proper boyfriend. Having introduced her to the joys of ear snogging, Robbie left to spend a year in Kiwi-a-gogo land. He always made Georgia’s knees go jelloid, but was never tip-top on the hilariosity front… But very very gorgey indeed.

Rosie

Rosie spends most of her time laughing like a loon on loon tablets with her boyfriend Sven – an enormous madman from Swedenland or Lapland or wherever, who wears furry trousers. She loves dancing, and was one of the co-creators of the world-famous “Let’s go down the disco” dance.