Books

Stop in the name of pants

First published: Jul 2008

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Sound the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison’s ninth book of the confessions of crazy Georgia Nicolson!

Now that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masimo? Or could her perfect boy be closer than she thinks. A Sex Kitty’s life is never simple…

Extract

Five minutes later
Jas was actually humming “The hills are alive with the sound of pants” as she arranged her jamjars. I said to her, “Jas, do you know what ‘snot’ is in German? It is ‘schnodder’. Comedy gold, isn’t it, the German language?” She said, “Shhh.” I said, “Do you know what shhhh is in lederhosen talk?” But she started humming even louder.