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Luuurve is a many trousered thing...

First published: Jul 2007

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The original Sex God has re-landed� Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend� and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all three boys of her dreams? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Or will this just lead to confusionosity and merde? Laugh your knickers off at Georgia’s hilarious confessions – this brilliant new story is her funniest yet.

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Hoooooorrrrn!!!
Saturday July 16th
9:00 p.m.

Run away, run away!!! Pant, pant, pant. And double pants. How in the name of God’s novelty undercrackers and matching toga have I ended up running along the streets at midnight? I’ll tell you how. You wait ages for a Sex God to come along and then two come along at the same time. Where is the sense in that? If it is all part of Big G’s divine plan, all I can say is this, “Keep it simple, Big G, just give me one Sex God to eat at a time. And then if I am not full up I’ll have another one. Thank you. Regards to Baby Jesus.” That is all I am saying. Inwardly, obviously, as I am nearly dead with trying to run in my high heel boots. I may have to lie down in a ditch in a minute.