22nd December 2009

Dear Pals and Pallettes

Helllooooooo. It is very nearly Chrimboli so I thought I would write ye olde merrie Chrimboli message to you all because I luuurve you so much. As you know, I am the official Queen of Teen and I have the HUGE crown to prove it. Which, incidentally, I wore last night to the disco inferno version of ‘The Sound of Music’ which was on at the hall round the corner. Oooh, it was a hoot and a half, until some (tiny) person behind me asked me if I would take my crown off because they couldn’t see the dancing gnomes.
That is the sort of thing I have to put up with.

But I don’t complain.

Ish.

Anyway they weren’t dancing gnomes, they were supposed to be merry Austrian children in lederhosen. Where was I? Oh yes, ye olde merrie Chrimboli message.

Withering Tights

I am off oop North for my holiday and I am staying at this hotel in the woods which has a hand-reared owl called ‘Connie’. I luuuurve her. I like to think she loves me too. That is what I like to think. When I last saw her I had done a bit of reading up about communicating with owls, so I was doing a lot of blinking and raising my bottom eyelid up and down and so on. And it worked! She raised her eyelids back at me. And I was just trying to blink out ‘What will you be eating for your Christmas lunch’ when I realised that, in fact, she had fallen asleep. Upright on her perch. Also I am working on the new series about this vair crap performing arts college in the North. The first book will be called ‘Withering Tights’ which should give you a bit of a hint at how truly crap the school is. Less ‘Fame’ and more ‘Crikey’. I hope you will love it A LOT.

Crying competition!

Loads of you have been sending me letters saying how much you will miss Georgia, so because I am always thinking of you and am practically a saint in human form, etc, I have thought of something to cheer you all up…

I want you to send in little videos of yourselves crying!!! Or all dressed in black and so on. And I’ll judge the best one and send you a hankie!!!

NO… I will judge them and send you something VAIR naaaice. (Best way is to upload your vids to YouTube and send your links here. I loved the vids of disco inferno dancing that you all sent in, they made me hoot with laughter. Anway I must dasharoonie as I have an action packed day ahead of me, of… er… getting up and so on. Have a luuuuverly Baby Jesus’s birthday and I’ll be back in the New Year for more frolics with you (oo-er).

Deep Love as always,

Louise R xxx

(And no, the R does not stand for Regina like Her Maj, although technically it could.)
But then I would be married to Prince Phil.
I’ve made myself a bit depressed now.