...then he ate my boy entrancers
First published: May 2005
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The sixth instalment in Georgia’s hilarious diary. Follow Georgia in her marvy adventures in Hamburger-a-gogo land as she attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian Stallion.
Extract
The Sex God has landed…and,er, taken off again
Sunday July 18th
My room
6:00 p.m.
Staring out of my bedroom window at other people having a nice life. Who would have thought things could be so unbelievably pooey? I’m only fourteen and my life is over because of the selfishosity of so-called grown-ups. I said to Mum, “You are ruining my life. Just because yours is practically over there is no reason to take it out on me.”
But as usual when I say something sensible and meaningful she just tutted and adjusted her bra like a Russian roulette player. (Or do I mean disco thrower? I don’t know and, what’s more, I don’t care.) If I counted up the number of times I’ve been tutted at… I could open a tutting shop. It’s just SO not fair… How can my parents take me away from my mates and make me go to New Zealand? Who goes to New Zealand?
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